A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Christianity.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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