If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

America

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

knock knock come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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