An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tilt your screen back

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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