Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

National security?

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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