Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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9/11.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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my mind's eye?

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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