roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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That is so fetch

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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