- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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