Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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