- Anti Joke

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them