- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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