Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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a seal walks into a club.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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