What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

run farther?

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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