i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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arena football

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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