- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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