whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

I like the color potato.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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