Why is Texas so hot? The sun

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

My cat just died.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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