- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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