- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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