Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

su algato es en fuego

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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