Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Gingers.

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penis

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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SHUT UP JP

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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