- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Dwight Howard

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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mikey is cute

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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