Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Guest what? Dog

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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