Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

mikey is cute

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

10inch nice

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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