two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

I like the color potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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