- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

No, Trinidad.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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