- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

A young baby died.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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