What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Black people

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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are u black unlucky

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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dead dibbs

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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