- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

mexicans fishing

osama bin laden is dead

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

A man penetrates another man.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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