Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

race-car = rac-ecar

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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