How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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