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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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