- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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