- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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