Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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HEY!

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No!

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What would Muhammed do?

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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