I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

 

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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