whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

A van drives into a car.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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