Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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