- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

YEAH THEY DO!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Your face

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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