What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Mogok Papiti.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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