What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Error 37.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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