Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

A man penetrates another man.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

YEAH THEY DO!

Dwight Howard

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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