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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Killing your friend as a joke.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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