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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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