why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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roses are red violets are blue

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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