- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

The word "Walter" is never funny.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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