- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Connor is homo

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

you just read an anti-joke

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

kill yourself

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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