- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

rocky is here again.......................

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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