- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

YEAH THEY DO!

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Lets go Yankees

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

mikey is cute

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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