- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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