- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Poker face

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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