How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Face Hunter is scum

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

You sick fiend

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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