- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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