You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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