Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Anti Joke

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