Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Chlamydia

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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