- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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