- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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