What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

brittney griner

Woman rights.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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