- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

world peace

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??