- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Yock

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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