- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

That is so fetch

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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