- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

my mind's eye?

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

who do we all like george goodburn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

A car walks into a bar.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Anti Joke

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