- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

no

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Women's rights

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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