Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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YOLO

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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