Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Justin's life

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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kill yourself

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