wanna here a joke? you.

Women's rights.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Caramel Boing.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Roses are red, yup.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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