- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What's a joke? Funny

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

A child walks into a classroom.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What's funnier than 24? 25

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