- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

What comes after 23? 24.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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