What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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no rasist joks

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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