- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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