- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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