- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Tough crowd tonight...

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Your mother is so fat.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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