Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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