- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

1+1=2

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I have a horse.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Anthony sucks

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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