What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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