What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Dwight Howard

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

YEAH THEY DO!

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

mikey is cute

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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