Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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