- Anti Joke

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

I'm so full I could stop eating.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

don't just stand there

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.