- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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