A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Manchester City

Chuck Norris is dead......

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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