- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

women's rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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