- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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