What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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