- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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