- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What moos like a cow? Another cow

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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