- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What is the name of the car? What

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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