Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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A American seeking into mexico

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Lets go Yankees

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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