your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Cancer

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Two planes walk into an office building

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

world society

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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