Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Turkeys are obese

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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