- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

A American seeking into mexico

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Lets go Yankees

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

YEAH THEY DO!

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Dwight Howard

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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