What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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