What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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The american education system.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Massie is a fatass

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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