- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Honk if you're Amish!

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Turkeys are obese

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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