a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

your face is kinda funny

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

every knight i see an owl at window

YEAH THEY DO!

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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