- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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