- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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