periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Dwight Howard

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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