Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

whats worse than a kane nothing

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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