- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Shea's sty....

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Hail Heetluh

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Women's rights.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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