- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a irish man walks past a bar

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

roses are red violets are blue

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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