How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Tilt your screen back

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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boobs!

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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