THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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