What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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