hard cheese

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

1+1=2

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

How many people live in China? At least ten.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Anti Joke

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