- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

A man penetrates another man.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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