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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What's 9+10? 19

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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