What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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roses are red violets are blue

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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im @ work, LOL.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Turkeys are obese

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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