- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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