- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

mikey is cute

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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