- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Black people.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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