What the hell are you doing?

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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I have a really funny joke.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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