- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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