- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Lets go Yankees

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A man penetrates another man.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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