What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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