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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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