Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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sorry got to poo

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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