One day a man walked into a wall

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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