Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What's a joke? Funny

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