Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Click here to end the world.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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