- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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