A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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