A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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- Helen Keller

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