What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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