Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Anthony sucks

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Anti Joke

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