Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Anthony sucks

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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