- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Lets go Yankees

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

YEAH THEY DO!

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

A American seeking into mexico

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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