- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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