- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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