Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Cripples are lame.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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