Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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just in time?

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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