- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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