- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Well this is pointless.....

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

knock knock whos their a person

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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