What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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