What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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