- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Choir.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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