- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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