The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Good job, son.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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