Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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