- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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