Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I was once a hamster.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops