Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A French man gets into a fight

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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