If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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