- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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