- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Skinny people fart less.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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