Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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