- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

mikey is cute

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

10inch nice

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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