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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

so today i took a poop. hehe

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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