- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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