- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Homonyms should be band.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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