How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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