Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

The game.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Misner is a twat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

black people

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...