who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Puns are terrible. I love them.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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