Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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