- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

you just read an anti-joke

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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