- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

HURT

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

im gay

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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