- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

were at work systems r down

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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