Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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