- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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