- Anti Joke

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face