- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."