Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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whats black? the colour

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Why? Why not?

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Penis chickens

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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heat!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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