- Anti Joke

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender