Your moms so old. She might die soon

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ask me if im a door yes

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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