I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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