- Anti Joke

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Bitch! Love, J.B.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

My mum is called Steve

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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