- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

I'm gay.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Bitch! Love, J.B.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What? Why?

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

My mum is called Steve

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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