- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

You know whats funny Aids

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Christianity.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Neither did she.

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