- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

knock knock

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

What do you call a Jew A Jew

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

minorities

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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