why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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black people

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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cancer

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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