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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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