- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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