- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

knock knock who's there? faith

What can hitler cook well Steak

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Women's rights

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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