- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

The Morman Religion.

hard cheese

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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