- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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