- Anti Joke

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

what goes woof ? A dog.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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